Calories Don’t Count on Paper Plates Thanksgiving Tee

Description

House rule for the holiday table: the plate decides the math. Thanksgiving comes with a loophole, and this shirt states it for everyone going back for seconds. CALORIES runs across the top in distressed orange capitals, with DON’T COUNT beneath it in dark brown. Below sits a full holiday spread: a roast turkey on a platter with greens and cranberries, a bowl of stuffing and a pumpkin on the left, and a cornucopia spilling vegetables behind mashed potatoes and a gravy boat on the right. A slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream, a cup of cranberry sauce, ears of corn and autumn leaves fill the front, and ON / PAPER PLATES finishes the line along the bottom in brown and orange. It prints in full color across the front. A small Art Outbreak label prints inside the back neck.

Why this one gets bought

• A Thanksgiving shirt for potlucks, Friendsgiving and the family table.
• Eleven colorways. Sizes XS through 5XL.
• Full color on every colorway.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 11 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.