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It’s Not Gonna Lick Itself Funny Zip Hoodie

Price range: $53.99 through $58.99

Unisex full-zip hooded sweatshirt with a round Art Outbreak badge on the left chest, printed “It’s Not Gonna Lick Itself” in plain bold capitals.

Style: Zip Hoodie

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Description

A zip hoodie that keeps the joke behind you. It is the bluntest invitation in the flirting playbook, delivered deadpan, and the plain type lets the line do all the work. The slogan runs in two centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: IT’S NOT GONNA / LICK ITSELF. The lettering is black on Sport Grey. It is white on Black, Dark Heather and Navy. It prints across the back. A small round Art Outbreak badge, an orange raised fist inside a dark circle with ART OUTBREAK lettering, prints on the left chest.

Why this one gets bought

  • A cold-night layer for anyone whose humor runs After Dark.
  • Four colorways. Sizes S through 3XL.
  • The slogan on the back, the round Art Outbreak badge on the left chest.

The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in a soft air-jet spun fleece. Cut as a classic unisex full-zip hoodie. Available in 4 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey. Sizes S through 3XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in a soft air-jet spun fleece.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex full-zip hoodie. Size down one if you want it closer to the body.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 4 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey. Sizes run S through 3XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.

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