Description
A tee for the friend who insults people so politely they say thank you. THOU MAY INGEST A SATCHEL OF RICHARDS is a crude insult dressed in courtly language: a satchel is a bag, and Richard goes by a shorter name. Anyone who knows the original phrase gets it on the second read. A round seal frames the design, with THOU MAY INGEST arched across the top in serif capitals. Inside sits a coat of arms: a knight’s helmet over a shield with a rearing lion, flanked by curling leaf scrolls. A ribbon banner across the middle reads A SATCHEL OF RICHARDS, above a buckled satchel resting on two crossed scrolls. The whole crest has a cracked, worn texture, and the shirt color shows through the line work. It prints in white across the front.
Why this one gets bought
- Reads as a stately heraldic seal at a glance and as a rude joke to anyone who reads it.
- Eleven colorways, from Solid Black to Solid Royal.
- Sizes XS through 5XL.
- Printed in white on the front.
The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 11 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal. Sizes XS through 5XL.
Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
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