Description
A tee for the friend who read one more health warning and ordered the fries anyway. Every week brings a new study about what is bad for you, and this shirt picks fun over worry. EVERYTHING, WILL KILL YOU, SO CHOOSE and SOMETHING FUN stack in four lines of tall, distressed white capitals. There is no artwork around it; the lettering is the whole design. It prints in white across the front.
Why this one gets bought
- Thirteen colorways, from Solid Black and Solid Cardinal Red to Solid Red and Solid Royal.
- Sizes XS through 5XL.
- Printed in white.
- Printed on the front only.
The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 13 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal. Sizes XS through 5XL.
Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
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