Gourd Damn Pumpkin Tee | Halloween Funny Pumpkin Shirt

Price range: $23.99 through $32.99

Unisex crew tee with a grinning jack-o’-lantern and the slogan Gourd Damn.

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Description

A tee for the part of October that has stopped being cute. Two letters turn the first word of a curse into a squash, and the pumpkin looks like it has heard it before. GOURD sits on the top line and DAMN on the second, both in solid orange sans capitals. A jack-o’-lantern stands in front of the second word, tall and ribbed with a curling stem and narrowed eyes. Its jagged grin has three teeth, two dropping from the top lip and one rising from the bottom. Thin stick arms bend out at the elbow and bring its hands back low on its sides. Its eyes, nose, grin and ribs are cut out of the orange so the shirt color shows through them, and thin white highlights catch the body, the stem, the arms and the ribs across its crown. Its body covers the middle of DAMN and the stem crosses up into GOURD. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • Twelve colorways, all dark, from Solid Black and Solid Midnight Navy to Solid Maroon.
  • Sizes XS through 5XL.
  • Printed in orange and white.
  • Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 12 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Size up one for a looser drape.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 12 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal. Sizes run XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.