Forecast: Alcohol, Low Standards, Poor Decisions Tank Top | Weather Icons Graphic

Description

A loose muscle tank for the woman who dresses for the storm she is about to cause. It reads like the evening outlook before a night out, and all three signals point the same way. FORECAST: sits in bold gold capitals above a row of three gold-framed panels styled like the icons on a TV weather report: a white rain cloud dripping over a martini glass, a thermometer with its gold mercury running low, and a gold lightning bolt. ALCOHOL, LOW STANDARDS and POOR DECISIONS sit under the panels in white capitals. It prints across the front. The same gold and white print goes on every colorway.

Why this one gets bought

• Three dark colorways, two of them slub with a textured surface.
• A draped body and a deep armhole.
• Printed on the front only.
• Sizes S through 2XL.

The blank we print on
Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (Bella+Canvas 8803) in a lightweight flowy knit. Cut as a women’s flowy scoop tank with a draped body and a deep armhole. Available in 3 colors: Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub. Sizes S through 2XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.