Forecast: Alcohol, Low Standards, Poor Decisions Crop Tee | Funny Weather Graphic

Description

A crop tee for the woman who checks the forecast and books the ride anyway. It reads like the evening outlook before a night out, and all three signals point the same way. FORECAST: sits in bold gold capitals above a row of three gold-framed panels styled like the icons on a TV weather report: a white rain cloud dripping over a martini glass, a thermometer with its gold mercury running low, and a gold lightning bolt. ALCOHOL, LOW STANDARDS and POOR DECISIONS sit under the panels in white capitals. It prints across the front. The same gold and white print goes on every colorway.

Why this one gets bought

• Three dark colorways: Black, Coal and Navy.
• Soft jersey in a boxy cut with a straight cropped hem.
• Starts at XS and runs to 2XL.
• The three panels sit centered on the chest.

The blank we print on
Women’s Crop Tee (AS Colour 4062) in a soft jersey knit. Cut as a relaxed, boxy women’s crop tee that runs true to size with a short sleeve. Available in 3 colors: Black, Coal, Navy. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.