Forecast: Alcohol, Low Standards, Poor Decisions Zip Hoodie | Weather Icons Back Graphic

Description

A full-zip hoodie for anyone who already knows how tonight ends. It reads like the evening outlook before a night out, and all three signals point the same way. FORECAST: sits in bold gold capitals above a row of three gold-framed panels styled like the icons on a TV weather report: a white rain cloud dripping over a martini glass, a thermometer with its gold mercury running low, and a gold lightning bolt. ALCOHOL, LOW STANDARDS and POOR DECISIONS sit under the panels in white capitals. It prints across the back. The same gold and white print goes on every colorway.

Why this one gets bought

• Three dark colorways: Black, Dark Heather and Navy.
• The forecast row fills the upper back, where it reads across a room.
• A roomy unisex full-zip cut that layers over a tee.
• Sizes S through 3XL.

The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in a heavyweight fleece. Cut as a roomy unisex full-zip hoodie with a relaxed body and set-in sleeves. Available in 3 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy. Sizes S through 3XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.