Stop Looking So Delicious If You’re Not Gonna Let Me Eat You Tank Top | Funny Quote

Price range: $25.99 through $29.99

It flatters you, then collects on it.

  • Stop looking so delicious, if you’re not gonna let me eat you
  • Neon green and white lettering
  • Unisex jersey tank

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Description

Sleeveless, and it still closes the same way. Flattery up top, and a closing line that stops being flattery. Tall condensed capitals stacked four lines deep in neon green and white, textured like worn screen print. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • Lower armhole keeps the print clear of the seam
  • Loose drape, so the type stays flat across the chest
  • Seven colors, from Black and Navy through Kelly, Leaf and Red

The blank we print on
Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) in a mid-weight jersey knit. Cut as a unisex jersey tank with a relaxed drape and a lower armhole. Available in 7 colors: Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) in a mid-weight jersey knit.

How does it fit?

Cut as a unisex jersey tank with a relaxed drape and a lower armhole. Order your usual size; it is cut to hang loose.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 7 colors: Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal. Sizes run XS through 2XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.