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Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything T-Shirt | Science Pun Tee

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“Never trust an atom — they make up everything.” The chemistry pun every science nerd wishes they’d said first.

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Description

Atoms literally make up everything, which makes them terrible liars and great punchlines.

Why science people grab this one

  • A crisp science-pun design that lands in classrooms, labs and nerdy happy hours.
  • An effortless gift for the chemistry teacher or the friend who narrates the periodic table.
  • Honest molecules, dishonest humor — specific enough to actually get the laugh.

The blank we print on
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey short sleeve tee in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, with a comfortable unisex fit for long lectures and lab days. Colors: White, Heather Green, Heather Aqua, Heather Bubble Gum, Solid Athletic Grey, Heather Prism Natural. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you
Every order is made-to-order just for you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

White, Heather Green, Heather Aqua, Heather Bubble Gum, Solid Athletic Grey, Heather Prism Natural
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank and material is this printed on?

The Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey short sleeve tee in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable.

How does it fit?

Standard unisex fit. Size up for extra room.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: White, Heather Green, Heather Aqua, Heather Bubble Gum, Solid Athletic Grey, Heather Prism Natural. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Each shirt is made-to-order just for you, so it prints after you buy. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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