I’m Not Shy I’m Sizing You Up T-Shirt | Measuring Tape Graphic, Rainbow Text

Description

For queer folks whose flirting opens with a long look and ends with a number. The line turns the quiet one at the bar into the one taking measurements, and the tape measure makes the second meaning unmistakable. I’M NOT SHY sits on the first line. Beneath it a rainbow flag bar sits beside a yellow tape measure with a rainbow arc along the blade, ending in a red case with a grinning yellow face. I’M follows in black with SIZING in rainbow stripes, then YOU UP in the same stripes, flanked by a cartoon tape measure and a rainbow pencil. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• The tape measure carries the innuendo so the words can stay deadpan, which is what makes it land.
• Rainbow runs through the flag, the blade, SIZING, YOU UP and the pencil, so it wears as pride and as an opening line in the same breath.
• It works as a flirting shirt, since the line is an opening move on its own.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 14 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it out and let someone ask what you measured.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.