Emotionally Available and Owns a Drill Tee | Funny Drill Shirt

Description

For gay men who have worked out that the whole list comes down to two things. It states a type like a spec sheet, therapy and power tools, and leaves the invitation sitting there for anyone who fits it. The art is a single-ink cordless drill drawn complete with its chuck and bit, set alongside three stacked lines of heavy condensed capitals.

Why this one gets bought

• The pairing is the joke, because wanting someone who can talk about their feelings and also hang a shelf should not be a big ask.
• It works as a flirting shirt, since the line asks a question that anyone who fits it can answer out loud.
• It sits in the Pride collection without reaching for a rainbow, so it lands as a joke first and a flag second.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 13 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it out and see who answers.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.