Give Me A Chance (To Ruin Your Life) Crop Tee | Funny Sarcastic Graphic Shirt

$31.99

An offer and a disclaimer in the same breath.

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Description

For adults who announce the red flag before anyone else can spot it. The line offers something and then tells you exactly how it ends, set in heavy italic condensed capitals on a slant, GIVE ME A on the first line, CHANCE oversized on the second, and (TO RUIN YOUR LIFE) bracketed underneath, in lime green and white.

Why this one gets bought

  • The joke is the self-awareness, which is what keeps it charming instead of just a brag about being difficult.
  • It suits the friend who has described herself as a red flag and meant it affectionately.
  • The bracketed second half does all the work, so the design stays clean and the punchline stays late.

The blank we print on
Women’s Crop Tee in soft, quality cotton. It sits shorter through the body than a standard tee. Available in 3 colors: Black, Coal, Navy. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it where expectations need managing.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Coal, Navy

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Women's Crop Tee, in soft, quality cotton.

How does it fit?

It's a women's crop tee, cut shorter through the body. Size up for a looser fit.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 3 colors: Black, Coal, Navy. Sizes run XS through 2XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.