Liquor Now Lick Her Later Crew Tee | Retro Block Letter Graphic

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

“Liquor Now, Lick Her Later.” A drinking-order-of-operations joke, spelled out in ransom-note letters.

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Description

“Liquor Now, Lick Her Later” spelled out in cut-and-pasted ransom-note lettering, cream blocks on deep red, each letter set at its own crooked angle. The joke is a sequencing gag dressed up as sound advice, and the scrappy cut-out type sells it as something scrawled rather than designed. Made for adults with blunt humor and a drink in hand.

Why people grab this one

  • Ransom-note lettering that reads as handmade rather than corporate
  • Lands instantly at a bar, no explanation needed
  • A dependable gag gift for a bachelor party or a bar crawl

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 15 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Natural, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart and start with the first part.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Natural, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee, Next Level 3600, in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

It runs as a classic unisex crew with a slim body. Size up one for a looser drape.

Who is this design for?

Adults with blunt, bar-ready humor. It reads 'Liquor Now, Lick Her Later' in cut-out ransom-note letters, a sequencing joke that suits nights out, bachelor parties and gag gifts between friends.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.