Description
A battered industrial warning placard: a red hazard triangle holding a flaming skull in sunglasses, wrapped in torn caution-tape checks, under the words CAUTION: EXTREMELY HOT. The joke is the deadpan bureaucratic framing, safety signage issued about a person rather than a machine. Made for adults who enjoy announcing themselves in block capitals. On the full-zip the placard rides the back, so you choose when it gets read.
Why this one works as a zip hoodie
- Printed on the back, so the warning lands after you walk past
- A real layer for cool nights, festivals and the drive home
- A gag gift with genuine wear-it-again value
The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blendโข Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece. It wears as a standard unisex full-zip hoodie. Available in 3 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy. Sizes S through 3XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart and consider yourself warned.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

















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