Description
“Spank Me, It’s The Only Way I’ll Learn” printed large in hot pink and white. The line works because it is both a confession and a request, and it commits fully to being neither subtle nor sorry. Made for adults with a filthy sense of humor and no interest in hinting. The unisex tee is the plainest way to wear it: nothing but the words, big.
Why people grab the tee
- Type big enough to read clean across a bar
- The most direct way to wear the joke, no styling needed
- A reliable gag gift that actually gets worn
The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise. Sizes XS through 5XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart and let the shirt ask.
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