Description
“Carpe Scrotum — grab life by the balls.” Carpe diem for people who don’t do subtle. This cheeky vintage-typography tee is loud, a little crude, and fully committed to the bit.
Why the boldly unbothered grab this one
- An instant icebreaker for the friend who says the quiet part out loud
- A cheeky gift that earns a double-take and a laugh
- Bold retro lettering that reads clean from across the bar
The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton, cut for a classic unisex crew fit. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White, sizes XS–5XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Seize it — add to cart.
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