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The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake flowy scoop tank top | Women’s muscle tank, humorous statement

Price range: $30.10 through $33.72

“The boobs are real, the smile is fake” on a flowy scoop tank — sass with airflow, for the girl who says the quiet part out loud.

Style: Muscle Tank

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Description

“The boobs are real, the smile is fake” — now with airflow. This flowy scoop muscle tank pairs breezy comfort with unbothered, self-aware sass.

Why it earns a spot in the rotation

  • Flowy, drapey cut that moves with you
  • The honest one-liner everyone secretly relates to
  • A funny, comfy gift for your favorite menace

The blank we print on
Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (Bella+Canvas 8803) in soft, quality fabric, cut for a flowy, drapey scoop-neck muscle cut. Available in Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub, sizes S–2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add to cart, skip the small talk.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a women's flowy scoop muscle tank, Bella+Canvas 8803 in soft, quality fabric.

How does it fit?

It runs as a flowy, drapey scoop-neck muscle cut. If you like a roomier feel, size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub. Sizes S through 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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