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The Boobs Are Real the Smile is Fake Shirt | Tee, Crop, Baby Tee & More Styles

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

“The boobs are real, the smile is fake” — the sassy, self-aware one-liner for anyone who’s fully done performing politeness. Cheeky, confident, and just the right amount of trouble.

Style: Classic Tee

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Description

“The boobs are real, the smile is fake.” The one-liner for the woman who’s fully retired from performing politeness. This classic tee wears the honesty loud.

Why it earns a spot in the rotation

  • An instant, unbothered conversation-starter
  • A cheeky gift for your most gloriously unfiltered friend
  • Bold statement graphic that reads clean across a room

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton, cut for a classic unisex crew fit. Available in Solid Black, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, sizes XS–5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Add it to cart and drop the act.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a unisex cotton crew tee, Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

It runs as a classic unisex crew fit. If you like a roomier feel, size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Solid Black, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush. Sizes XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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