I Don’t Try To Be Sexy, Sexy Tries To Be Me Tank | Funny Quote Tank

Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

Simple tank, unmatched confidence — sexy showed up before you even picked an outfit.

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Description

A tank this simple shouldn’t say this much, but here we are. Clean lines, a bold chest statement, and Airlume combed ring-spun cotton that feels as good as the line reads.

Why it lands

  • Minimalist chest text that lands as a statement of fact
  • Classic unisex tank cut for the gym, the beach, or the bar
  • Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable hand-feel

The blank we print on
Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) — Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. Classic unisex fit, true to size. Available in Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal, White. Sizes XS–2XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made-to-order, so no two drops sit on a shelf waiting for you — yours gets printed the moment you order it. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Tank on. Confidence included.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal, White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What material is the tank made from?

Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, a soft, durable fabric that keeps its shape.

What's the fit like?

A classic unisex tank fit that runs true to size.

What colors and sizes are offered?

Nine colors including Black, White, Navy, and Kelly, in sizes XS through 2XL.

How fast will it ship?

Made-to-order and printed after you order, with free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.