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Please Touch My Dinghy T-Shirt | Inflatable Boat Graphic, Nautical Humor

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

A little inflatable dinghy and a big double-entendre. Nautical humor for anyone whose sense of humor floats a bit below the waterline.

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Description

It’s a boat. Obviously. What did you think we meant?

Why the after-dark crowd grabs this one

  • Conversation-starter: reads as boat humor, lands as a wink.
  • Gift-ready: for the lake-day ringleader with a filthy sense of humor.
  • Specific: nautical innuendo, delivered deadpan.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Next Level 3600 — premium fitted cotton with a clean unisex crew fit. Available in 13 colors, from Solid Black and Midnight Navy to Cardinal Red, Forest Green, and Royal, in sizes XS–5XL.

Printed just for you

Made to order and printed in the USA. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on the Next Level 3600 — premium fitted cotton that's soft, breathable, and holds its shape.

How does it fit?

A true unisex crew cut with a modern, slightly fitted line. Prefer roomy? Size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

13 colors including Solid Black, Midnight Navy, Cardinal Red, Cool Blue, Forest Green, Maroon, and Royal, in XS–5XL.

How does shipping work?

Each tee is made to order and printed in the USA, then shipped to you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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