OMG I Forgot to Have Kids Shirt | Tee, Crop, Baby Tee & More Styles

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

The peak-millennial realization printed loud: OMG I FORGOT TO HAVE KIDS.

Style: Classic Tee

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Description

For the friend who traded a nursery for naps, travel, and zero regrets.

The peak-millennial realization printed loud: OMG I FORGOT TO HAVE KIDS.

Why OMG I Forgot to Have Kids people grab this one

  • A relatable one-liner that gets an instant laugh from the child-free-by-“accident” crowd.
  • A great gift for the friend fielding “so, when?” questions at every family dinner.
  • Clean, readable type that lands the sarcasm from across the room.

The blank we print on
Printed on the Next Level 3600 Unisex Cotton Crew Tee in premium fitted cotton — a classic unisex crew fit that runs true to size. Colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, printed on demand just for you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on the Next Level 3600 — premium fitted cotton for a soft, quality feel.

How does it fit?

It has a classic unisex crew fit that runs true to size.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order and printed on demand just for you. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.