OMG I Forgot to Have Kids Crop Tee | Funny Mom Humor Shirt

$31.99

The whoops-heard-round-the-brunch printed on a comfy boxy crop tee.

Style: Crop Tee

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Description

For the friend living her best, child-free, fully-rested life.

The whoops-heard-round-the-brunch printed on a comfy boxy crop tee.

Why OMG I Forgot to Have Kids people grab this one

  • Boxy cropped cut that’s comfy for brunch, errands, and doing whatever she wants.
  • A relatable gift for the friend dodging “when are you having kids” questions.
  • A sarcastic one-liner that gets the laugh every single time.

The blank we print on
Printed on the AS Colour 4062 Women’s Crop Tee in soft, quality fabric — a boxy cropped fit with a slightly dropped shoulder. Colors: Bone, Bubblegum, Ecru, Orchid, Pale Pink, White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, printed on demand just for you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Add it — you’ve earned the lie-in.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Bone, Bubblegum, Ecru, Orchid, Pale Pink, White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on the AS Colour 4062 — soft, quality fabric for a soft, quality feel.

How does it fit?

It has a boxy cropped fit with a slightly dropped shoulder.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Bone, Bubblegum, Ecru, Orchid, Pale Pink, White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order and printed on demand just for you. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.